Messi / Maradona / Bannan - all have one thing in common

A lower centre of gravity, allowing them to keep the ball, fend off approaches for it and dribble effortlessly past players

So I'm calling it here and now

We only sign players with little legs, a smaller height and a lower centre of gravity

Sign below if you agree

Nah you need Zidane types too, I can provide that though Valery will have to do for today though. See if he learned anything from the Brazilians

I’m calling BS.

I’m 5’5” and I struggled to get into the first team of Oxted & Hurst Green Utd under-14s.

1 hour ago, wednesdaytilidie said:

Nah you need Zidane types too, I can provide that though Valery will have to do for today though. See if he learned anything from the Brazilians

No he didn't learn anything  

Left footers. Like Hirst, Waddle…..

No good if their little legs can't run. All those have enough pace too. 

They’ve all never turned up in a Sheffield derby? 

If we want to be a league two team inside 18 months.

League one is the land of the giants, big physical 6ft + players. Thats the bare minimum to get out of league one 100% effort and some decent quality in midfield and up front.

13 minutes ago, TheSlicer said:

They’ve all never turned up in a Sheffield derby? 

Bannan gets away with it every time cus the rest of the team  are rubbish