WEDNESDAY V's CARDIFF CITY OMDT

 

 "What is it Hargreaves, I'm just on my way out"

 

"Merch, Snoots. You old gimmer. Merch. Like this mug."

 

"What the blazes are you on about; and what's a gimmer?"

 

"Merch is stuff we can sell and you're a Gimmer. Look,  I don't know if you have heard about it in your ivory towers but down here on the streets, there's a thing called the 'rona. Times are tough. And when I say tough , I say TOUGH in Capital letters"

 

"Yes, yes, I get all that and of course I've heard of the bloody Corona. But what are you ringing me for at this time of night for?"

 

"We're not selling enough!"

 

"Well I don't see that's my problem. Don't you have a sales department?"

 

"We do! And they have sent me back their analytical data and findings. We're not reaching a big enough target audience."

 

"I fail to see-"

 

"You're going to have to cut it out with the monologues, the tactical stuff and the heartfelt earnest columns. If we wanted that we'd get Ronnie Corbett"

 

"Corbetts dead!"

 

"So are monologues! Especially yours! I've got the data here. Your last thread. 38,000 views"

 

"Yes?"

 

"First time we've gone sub forty in  long time."

 

"And?"

 

"And?! And!? I'll tell you "and" Snoots. We've lost 25184 views in a week! 41504 in a fortnight! That's a lot of potential Mug buyers we're missing!"

 

"Well that's hardly a surprise, Wednesday are doomed! I don't know if you've seen the league table!"

 

 

"It's not that. It's not Wednesday.  The data has been looked at. It's Stubbs."

 

"Stubbs?"

 

"The last thread with Stubbs   63,597 views, week before that ,79,917  views, week before.."

 

"Eh?!"

 

"We're bringing him back. He's the one the bringing the potential customers in"

 

"It was you that didn't offer him a new deal! I told you his contract was about to expire!"

 

"You didn't tell me early enough! Anyway, he's coming back. Only problem is because of the Covid. The 'rona. We're a bit skint. So I'm going to have to tear your contract up and offer you a new one, so we've got enough to get him back."

 

"A pay cut you mean!"

 

"That's the negative way of looking at it. It's only a 50% adjustment. "

 

"Absolutely not. I won't. No. I will not sign it."

 

"I'll throw in some extras to make it worth while."

 

"What?"

 

"An Owlstalk mug"

 

"No. No, no, no and no!"

 

"And a 2005 Owlettes calender"

 

"Done!"

 

"Good lad! Oh, you should probably know though, September and October are stuck together"

 

"FFS"

 

 

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WEDNESDAY

V's

CARDIFF CITY

April  5, 2021

Kick Off: 5.30pm

Hillsborough

 

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Two sides in identical form in the last three games. 

A defeat, a draw, a victory and a defeat is the sequence of results for both Wednesday and Cardiff heading into this showdown.

 

Both teams desperate to get back to winning ways. Wednesday to avoid the drop and Cardiff to try and claw back some ground on the top six.

 

----------  WEDNESDAY ----------

 

I mean to say, personally Hutchinson has to play right sided centre half for me. It's clearly his stand out position. 

 

And Urhoghide has the athleticism to really make that RWB position his own if we stick to this system and give him a run. 

 

But...I'm just a humble supporter, and for whatever reason, our club staff don't seem to agree so it  doesn't look like it's going to happen.

 

Still, at least we have a forward pairing given a chance to develop an understanding.

One that did for these at their place earlier in the season. Which does somewhat beg the question why it was ever broken up...

 

And we saw against Watford (Despite the result) what everyone has been saying for 4 years. Get Bannan another 15 yard up the pitch and he looks a different player. 

 

 

WEDNESDAY PROBABLE:

 

 

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Cardiff could be without captain Sean Morrison at Hillsborough due to a calf strain that kept the defender out against Forest.

 

Young defender Joel Bagan has undergone shoulder surgery and will definitely play no part, while fellow left-back Joe Bennett is some way off a return from an ACL injury.

 

Perry Ng was back among the subs last time out and is expected to come back into the starting lineup here, and there could also be a start for Seyi Ojo out wide.

 

CARDIFF CITY POSSIBLE-:

 

 

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We're still in with a fighting chance. 

I know it doesn't look good but while ever there are points available and games to play we have to stick with it. 

 

You know the old phrase....

 

 

Ah crap