scilly owl

Everything is so sh* t at the moment there is no one thing that worries me, it’s just a smorgasbord of catastrophe… Weaver and Charles being crocked, new umbongos, decaying infrastructure…. what ever “ new” embarrassment is suggested doesn’t faze me anymore.

Wallowing in a sewer somewhere. I would like to see the players down tools from now until that dreadful human has gone. I’m so fed up with it now.

Absolute Gent. I met him at Hillsborough once and he was charming. RIP

Weaver is going to get loads of practice to perfect his defending in this team.

With a gagging order.

So the doctor said “ what seems to be the problem “ I said well I wake up in the night and one minute I think that I’m a wig wam and the next minute I think that I’m a teepee. Well , he said, you’re trouble is that you’re too tense.

Great result… we’d all have taken it at 7.30. Hope that the refs car breaks down on the way home and when he eventually gets back his home has been robbed just like he’s robbed us.

I don’t want a third as my phone will ping and I’ll sh*t myself.

Morcombe players obviously haven’t been… 4-0 down after 12 minutes.

This video was right up there with the best ! He couldn’t be more Brummie if he tried… if someone said to me “ draw a picture of a Brummie “ I think that I would come up with that image. The back accompaniment of the Garry Hooper chant just topped it off. Great days.

Seen Paul twice… an amazing voice, a fabulous back catalogue to choose from ( my favourite is The Missing Years… gets me all emotional every time) and a totally modest and charming man. His son was in his band last time I saw him. And as for Roland… what I would give to have him in his prime back at Hillsborough. I’d love to know what they said about Wednesday on that night in Gothenburg because there’s no doubt that they would have discussed it.

That’s nothing…. I’ve got a pet chameleon that doesn’t change colour. Apparently he’s got a reptile dysfunction.

That looks like the Hillsborough pitch come January.

Called my tortoise Waddle…. please, let’s not start a thread called “ have you named your pet after a Wednesday hero “…. let’s just keep it between ourselves.

No, but I’ve got a mate who’s a dyslexic agnostic insomniac….keeps waking up in the middle of the night wondering if there really is a dog .

When doctors find a cure for dyslexia it’s going to be music to my arse.

A large slice of both I should think.

That would be good, however I’m hoping that Ugbo isn’t in the match day squad …. I’ve totally given up on him.

Get their names and addresses and stop them leaving their houses.

Wilder’s back…. bang goes the joy of looking down the table at our equally hapless neighbours. It was fun whilst it lasted.

If we improve

Those public rollockings on the pitch never have the desired effect… the players aren’t stupid enough to think that it’s designed to humiliate them into trying harder , they know full well that it’s the managers attempt to deflect any criticism from himself. All respect immediately evaporates.

Sound strategy, trouble is the wheels have come of the bus and it’s got no MOT or road tax.

That Ipswich bench though…

Haven’t heard the pigs fans all night, even when it was 0-0.