GP- AP, I've got a player I need to get rid of because his knees are knackered.
AP- no worries, I know just the man to buy him.
Phone rings.
AP- DC, I've got a right player for you, £3m and he's yours if the manager wants him
DC- don't need to ask the manager, I'll have him.
3yrs later and only 20 appearance in that time