Dear Depjohn,
Please, please, please do not let your critics detract from your achievements at SWFC.
When you came you promised us that you would get us out of The Championship, and you’ve achieved that twice you moronic imbecile.
Would you now please be kind enough to collect your lucky elephants at your very earliest convenience please.
I hope that you lose every baht that you’ve ever invested you muppet.
Ta Ta!