Scorton Owl

Don't want to tempt fate, but he has a horrible knack of scoring against us...

Pride Park...

"Band" is a bit of a stretch. More like strangers playing notes - and as the great Eric Morecambe once said, not necessarily in the right order!

No chance...we don't spell players for profit!

"...the run of Nathan Lowe..."

Don't you know, Sky commentators exist in a parallel universe!

"tuna magnate"

Talking of Tom Lees, he's still without a club. Just saying....

Only effective when the stand is empty - no point covering up the seats then standing in front of them! Needs a clandestine operation - perhaps there 's an Owl or two working on the roof who can accidentally splash some paint about in their lunch break...

In episodes of Dream Team, Sky used wide angle footage of Wednesday away matches when we had the purple kit to represent the mighty Harchester United. On a different note, Roy Hattersley's Spitting Image puppet invariably wore a Wednesday scarf.

In hindsight, everyone who has had the misfortune to work under Chansiri deserves a similar accolade ...except Cisco, obviously!

It WAS a good day, but I disagree about promotion - the best way is to go up is as Champions.

Of course it does - just look at the top three (who will likely be the three going up).

Perhaps we should see him play before comparing him to Zidane!

Especially if you paint your name on the roof of the West Stand - It'll still be there in 2055!