Perfect scenario
United have about 20 chances and fail to score
Ubgo scores the only goal and our only shot in the 90th +12th minute via a handball (that the ref misses)
Full time whistle goes
Staff bring out a massive stage and all the wednesday team stand on it .singing and dancing while the speakers play patrick bamfords version of 'wilder is a w@nker'
Then the united board announce wilder is sacked