Buck Rogers

Absolutely no idea how this one is going to go. At start of season, I thought we'd get pumped 7 or 8 by them. Now though, any result wouldn't be a surprise. We still could get tonked, but weirdly so could they. A drab draw wouldn't also be a bad bed. Just no idea.

Yep. All the fatheads demanded a 'fresh pint' and revelled in abusing teenage staff about it.

Sheff Utd fans all smell like sweaty bum bums and energy drinks.

Somewhere in or around Kelham would be ideal if it were possible. Still on 'our side' of the city and what great pre/post match drinking venues to choose from.

Move on from the past, ffs. Those chimneys look depressing.

I'd forgotten all about those ridiculous numbers. DC sure was some crazy loon.

I'm sure we used to play 2Unlimited's 'Get Ready For This' like it was the start of some kid's party. I also might have imagined this.

What about the nation's biggest though.. Brighton v Palace?

His head will turn a new shade of lobster when we go 1-up and both sets of fans are singing 'Sacked in the Morning...'

Get it right. It's the spelling police in this instance. Sincerely, the pedantic department.

Agreed. For me, shouldn't even be any music as the players walk out deafening everyone either. Loved the old days where each team would run out to their own halves / supporters and the crowd would sing loud and naturally instead of being led.

He'll be injured within a few games then sit out the rest of the season bleeding their finances.

Lolz. Dreams are free.

He'll still find a way to paint themselves as the underdogs. I'm going for a mini-rant about our administration and how cos we're on a high after getting rid of DC and with nothing to lose, it somehow makes us favourites.

Suck it up and ground share with the blunts while Hillsborough is flattened and built again from scratch. Never got the crap transport links thing. We have a tram stop right on our doorstep that goes direct to the city centre train station and also to Meadowhall train station. Loads of buses go by on the second main road into the city after the parkway, the A61. Which Hillsborough sits next to. And the scattered parking actually makes it easier to get out of than everyone trying to get out of one massive car park like the Arena. Then on the pitch, we actually start winning things and competing at the top and Hillsborough is recognised globally for winning football in the Google search rankings instead of the disaster.