Buck Rogers

We've become all that our rivals wanted us to become through decades of awful ownership - believing we are now minnows unworthy or unable to eat at the top table. It'll take just one good owner to light the after burners here and get us back up and challenging. Palace and Bournemouth are currently up there for god's sake. If we get our house in order, let's get up there, smash the house up, win an FA Cup final against Arsenal, add to our four league titles and power on from there. As someone from a movie once said 'Don't think you are... know you are.'

If we do, the grunters would use it against us forever. If we have to take a tonking from them, then we'll just have to suck it up and own it cos you can't take pride in beating an unarmed opponent. Any walk-off should be against any other club. We stand up, stay on the pitch and fight the fookers tooth and nail.

As obtuse as it sounds, we need more games like this. The last remaining fans who turn up on auto pilot will finally stop going when these scorelines are regular; especially when played in the dark cold nights and the initial dead cat bounce we got off the initial few games in mild weather and reasonable kick off times has worn off. Bring on the beatings if it chokes the cashflow tighter and faster. Starve the parasite of it's food source.

Heroes

Correct. Yes it is. Gotta go up this season or they get trapped in the amber with the rest of us. Or even worse for them, their owners turn out to be as bad as DC and have gambled everything on what looked like a dead cert last year and are now burdened with a very hungry money pit.

Top Tips: SWFC players, if you keep getting paid a few weeks later than the pesky 'official' pay day, just mark the date two weeks later in your calendar as pay day and hey presto, you'll never get paid late again. Anna Countant, S6.

And that's just for a L1 play-off final. I want those who've never seen us in the Prem to see just what this club and it's fans are capable of when we're established and competing at the top again.

It's a sunk cost fallacy for season ticket holders. The money has been spent whether you go or not. Analogy Time but it's the same as buying some food from the supermarket, cook it, hate it, know it's going to make you sick but you keep going anyway because it cost you money. It doesn't matter. You're not getting the ST money back either way, that's gone into DC's pockets (or more likely those who have him dancing on their strings) so why torture yourself by continuing to go.

Yup. They'll get double digits. Absolutely no honour in beating an unarmed opponent but he's as dishonourable a person as you could find. Mind, depends how many times he'll have been sacked and reinstated until then. We might catch him between shifts.

Live reporting from Bramall Lane:

Paying to watch Wednesday this season is the equivalent of paying to watch soft pron. People who don't like pron don't like soft pron. People who do like pron don't like soft pron. So why bother? You're not going to enjoy it either way.

Hilarious. He can fail a third time in a row.

I see a resemblance. But now he has a snout.

I seriously think Att was lapping up the social media love-in at the time and convinced his dad to buy Rhodes just to be popular. Wouldn't be a bonkers thing at all in context of all the other lunacy DC's been responsible for.