Willie Henderson

That's a classic Freudian slip right there

I think we should finally draw a line under him. Lack of confidence, lack of service, we're just making excuses now. It's all a bit pathetic, he's woeful. Crikey Ubgo, and now please.

How we could do with a Paterson right now.

I wonder what he's smuggling in under his jacket.

Don't much care about the score today (who am I kidding?) It's all about the atmosphere today and showing 'the several' how lucky they'd be to be our new custodians. COME ON WEDNESDAY!!

I find that strangely moving, it really is the best club in the world, but then again I am slightly biased. It's just lovely.

Rod Hull's TV

What's got four legs, sits in the corner and hisses?

Apologies if I'm being a bit thick, but what do the numbers in the columns represent?

A slow news day. First five minutes spent talking about shorts, beer and chicken & chips.

The Firestick's gone down now. It probably thought it was for the best.

Doesn't look good does it

Definitely, Ugbo brought it in and passed it onto Jamal Lowe. We seriously need to think about vaccinations.

Maybe it's the dreaded toe bug that's keeping people away, it can be really nasty.

That was a cracking game, Pato came on and completely changed the game. Two goals from corners I think. A brilliant second half.

It was shocking, why on god's earth did both teams wear white shorts. From a distance stripes blur, so picking out the players was a chuffing nightmare.

He's the man who will sooth all your woes.

No you don't

That's it really, Just back from work and desperately trying to catch up, but I loved everything he had to say. Fees paid from the sale, Sheffield 3 in admin is a massive bonus, and he's a bloody Owl, love that. I'm so deliriously happy. If he pulls this off I think we need to have the Kris Wigfield stand. COME ON WEDNESDAY!

That's an excellent point, if they're not published then at least they must be recorded, surely.

Ugbo's playing? Didn't notice tbh.

What's Petersen's badge say? Please god say it's Chansiri out.

I think that sums it up nicely.