No idea if this has been covered in the past, but who is he? What has he done in the past? Who has he worked for? What qualifies him to be a part of our club? Why do we never hear anything from him?
Somebody putting a whole Tracker bar in his gob chew for a while and then throw the soggy chocolatey/nutty mess down the Kop, splattering somebody on the back of the head.