Auckland Owl

We need a "friendly" turnstile operator or two to turn a blind eye while ten thousand of us just frigging well storm in there.

Little Tom Cruise gets everywhere these days

Is he Michail's brother?

Just for a bit of context, the previous engagement panel meeting took place on March 1st, the minutes were published on the club website on March 27th. I wouldn't imagine it'll be done any quicker this time around.

Lewis Wing to sign

Shaw and his agent asked for AN EXTRA 3K PER WEEK on top of what the club offered him. That would have put a very raw, relatively untested player on 10K per week when there were at least 4 other academy contracts to sort.

Lee Stafford's plan had us on the steps of the high court on the brink of oblivion. We're you blaming him then? Mandaric had us all but sold to Mammadov who had not a penny to his name. Did you complain then? Show me where you were complaining when "Chansiris advisors" got us in the playoffs 2 years in a row. Take the rough with the smooth pal. It makes it easier.

Does it feel like we're 2 wins away from safety though? For me we're always one Bannan away from a defeat. We're f*cked and we're going down. Best level yourself with that.

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahq got 60 million quid have ya?

Yes. Yes we are.

2 pages. No evidence. Owlstalk. Anyone else seen this article?

Four pages. No evidence. "Owlstalk"

Get in there. 3 valuable points, fairly comfortable in the end. Uroghide is immense. Well done Chansiri!

"Maddo" has a learning disability. And a size 14 tongue in a size 12 mouth.

I think it's more down to the fact that the players we have aren't particularly adept at playing football. It's something that would hamper any team tbf

All of the above plus a keeper

Great news! Frees up my Saturdays to spend with the family.

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6 million is about the going rate for 12 points I believe. Its called a Parry-chute payment

If only we'd stuck to our usual throw in routine - hold ball above head for 3 or 4 minutes whilst all the others stand 70 yards away until one player charges in to receive the ball then 'controls' it back to the thrower about 15 yards over his head - we'd have comfortably wrapped up the 3 points.

Possession so far Them 20% Us 30% Our "throw ins" 50%

I wish I'd nipped out for 90 minutes. This performance is making me angry.

Possession stats so far: Leicester 25 Wednesday 25 Our throw ins 50

That train of thought didn't work out too well for us last season. It tended to lead to yet more tonkings.

Most likely the rest of the squad. I wouldn't be surprised if we put a different 11 out in 2nd half.