Auckland Owl

They're in BIG ******** trouble if they don't go up this year.

Every day since October 24th

Should be mandatory for referees as well.

Sir Jon of Beswetherick

Went to Blackpool once on a stag do. I arrived unconscious. That is all.

He's also injured at the minute

Doesn't like crosses

Wigster? Big Wig?

We need a "friendly" turnstile operator or two to turn a blind eye while ten thousand of us just frigging well storm in there.

Little Tom Cruise gets everywhere these days

Is he Michail's brother?

Just for a bit of context, the previous engagement panel meeting took place on March 1st, the minutes were published on the club website on March 27th. I wouldn't imagine it'll be done any quicker this time around.

Lewis Wing to sign

Shaw and his agent asked for AN EXTRA 3K PER WEEK on top of what the club offered him. That would have put a very raw, relatively untested player on 10K per week when there were at least 4 other academy contracts to sort.