Yellowbelly

What’s he supposed to say? The bunch of 16 to 20 year olds we are forced to play are poo and it’s their fault we lost? He’s accentuating the positive and trying to give the young lads a bump in morale. He’s dealing with a crap situation pretty well imo and those criticising should show a bit of understanding

Showing the lads support eh?

In readiness for the Americans …

Maybe that’s the problem with us, rather than thebizzle?

That starting line-up alone should add a little more interest in the game. Whatever the score let’s hope one or two of the lads show a bit of quality tonight.

That about covers it

We can’t even agree what colour the shorts should be, let alone really important decisions. (Black btw with blue/white hooped socks)

Maybe it’s the Zimbabweans that have a good local scout round here?

Maybe halfway through the press conference there’ll be a knock at the door… … and in walks Textor.

Who in the last 25 years has been better than Bannan?!?! Giles Coke? Darren Potter? Joey Pelupessy?

Baz, Liam Palmer & 9 kids.

Or 4. A deal is close to completion and DC sees no need to fund anything at this stage.

If they don’t get paid can the playersvput us in admin?

Didn’t we do a similar “training excercise” last preseason with 3 x 30 minute halves or summat? Or did I imagine it?