Lizzie Birdsworth

Do you think that's the sex face? I think that's the sex face

Used to be able to get yellow and black foam footballs from the corner shop on Greystones Road for 50p. That would be perfect. They were smallish too so you could stick em up ur jumper. Saying that it was about 1976 so they'll be about £20 now.

Thank you. Know Rugeley very well.

Problem with a win for us is that DC will put another £50m on the price of the club. A draw just adds £5m, a loss probably speeds up the sale by 6months. Such a terrible situation to be in..

Chris Marsden. Can remember very little about him. Signed from Southampton? ,

Ugbo, in off the arse after a slip following a hopeful punt by Iorfa which hits a Greggs sausage roll on it's way into the box. , 1-0 win on Sunday with just 7% possession. They hit the woodwork twelvety nine times.

I think that was written by ThaiAI

If we do play on Sunday, the players should definitely do this before kick off. Bet they won't expect that.

It's just a bit of fun. I did google image "Sheffield Wednesday fan in a lumberjack shirt" but the results were not something you could share here.

I'm a Wednesday fan, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go the the lavatory .

No it's not, it' the bandit one.

Ah That pic is from the film Rollercoaster. Great film that.

Won't make the slightest bit of difference. The only person missing out will be you. Relax, enjoy your tv.

Fake because I'm pretty sure that's Tom Lees' and Barry Bannan's son.

Slightly more optimistic after seeking a leak of the new team photo.

You missed the bits where we were gleefully talking about castles, smoothies, swapping knitting patterns and deciding what outfits to where when the American billionaires finally took over. sigh.

Done, shared

My favourite Gary Madine story from a couple of years ago,

pourquoi?

The great Almen Aldi. Some players get a statue for their greatness but he gets a supermarket.

Not knowing. Also knowing, because knowing is mostly poo , but not knowing can also be and normally is also poo . So basically all of it, all of it is poo .

Bet Mr Waddle goes quiet now.

You will get a few answers to your question ranging from ... "Chansiri" is here forever and ever to "We are being taken over by the king of Mars." The answer is probably somewhere in the middle ground. Fertitita was just a name being banded about. Textor has his own problems to sort out before looking at us. Mike Ashely is waiting in the background wearing a hooded gown carrying a scythe. bla bla

Probably the most accurate statement made on here all summer.

For a brief moment thought that was a Robbie Savage goal celebration.