Brilliant thread. Some World class comments, especially on page 1. Been chuckling for ages.
I have the Top Trumps set. My brother bought it as a Christmas stocking filler gift for me, years ago. I was so happy. I mean, Wednesday Top Trumps, get in, right? So Christmas isnt only for kids, after all!
But, he then he cruelly refused to play me at it on said Christmas Day. I think he was secretly still angry about me sealing an early Top Trumps win when my Porsche 911 beat his Mercedes in the sports car edition when we played on Christmas Day circa 1983. Some wounds cut deep and take time to heal.
I got my revenge by playing his 6 year old son/my nephew and destroying him. Merry fecking Christmas.