Mr. Tom

One of the odder things I saw yesterday (ST but only used it twice so far) was a lady in a black and gold scarf carrying a big tray of coffees and pies. Totally agree with recent posts saying we shouldn’t be yelling at each other or calling people out as individuals but the cognitive dissonance on that was was really clanging.

I read that as ‘football’ and didn’t even bat an eyelid

me reading all the 700-page threads while waiting for DC to do one

oh I know mate, just on the wind-up - book looks mint!

everyone around me is a reyt bell and I’d love them to move

Actually, while we’re on about distracting and cheering ourselves up, made me remember going mildly insane and doing this in 2016 - can’t believe the stats I gave DC back then, he’d be an instant lose card if I remade it today

The cover is so Chat GPT that I’m starting to worry this whole thread is AI

there’s a lot to love about this post, but the fact you spelled ‘shoo-ins’ properly has given me more pleasure than anything else

why does it sound like the worst pub in Magaluf

…and she doesn’t look a day over…wait never mind g’wan you mad old bird!

Nobody else has ever done the 92-93 free kick routine where one player runs over the ball and keeps going, then the taker slots it to the runner down the line, and we score every time. It all went downhill when we stopped doing that once a game. Also the band used to be alright but only when they played Steptoe after a bad miss by the opposites. Also I never really liked Big Ron, always seemed a massive belltower to me.

minimum £150 call-out fee to unblock if you shāt in it, just saying

That ship has long since sailed. His options now are to leave, or to run us on a League Two budget as a break-even, which he might just about be able to afford but which will never ever earn him a profit. He’s not a football fan, he’s a money fan, so why would he do the latter? Takeover is coming, might not be in time to save us this season but sit tight. It will happen.