83owl

I would probably cry if somebody nailed me to a cross as well.

Raul

Chris Morgan

Wasn’t aware Zhao Xintong was a big wednesday fan.

Yes we are so superior that we are playing in the league that Rotherham gained promotion from last season.

Yes my chances have improved.

I would be happy if I got a threesome with Cindy Crawford and Shakira but that’s not happening either

Just get someone to stand outside your house and shout “programmes three quid” every few minutes.

If BPF is our best ever loanee goalkeeper then it’s no surprise we are absolute dross.

I would go to the game and then buy the I follow footage. That way you get the benefit of watching the great coverage available whilst experiencing the amazing hillsborough atmosphere.

Take my money and go and buy derby

We will be signing plenty of wingers pre season ready for our assault on L1 with the wingback system

I like reading the fake moral outrage on here about what players do in their personal time.

Is it Guy Branston?

When exactly has one of our youngsters who we developed being plucked from us by a premiership club? You can argue Hirst is one, that’s it. I literally can’t think of anymore in the last twenty years. They have their own youngsters they’re not interested in our crap.