Hirstys Salopettes

bit harsh that mate … on the vermin

If we win tomorrow I sure hope HP says it’s nice to get to 10 points (in the same way King Pig added to to their tally every game last season)

he hasn’t not sure about his liver mind

New old manager bounce not working

not enough

The King is dead (well left by ‘mutual consent’), long live the King

Has he gone yet? Like the (odious) turd that won’t flush

Hurzeler to leave Brighton for Shoreham (not the one by the south coast)?

ex Royal Marine to add into the mix I would imagine his defence will be based on a PTSD episode thankfully (and miraculously) nobody appears to have been seriously injured

Never heard of him Gregg’s the man Thumps table Storms off uttering cretinous scrubbers

Tufty been on peroni again?

Given the general malaise at the club, I’m pleasantly surprised that the retained list is pretty reasonable so credit where credits due to the man who decided what’s happening … well done John

Has the game kicked off early?