- More ticket phases and bands
- higher ticket prices so we can get the best players
- unveil a new manger and immediately make it known he was not the best candidate
- request the local Brownies to design the clubs badge
- erect banners inside the stadium thanking yourself for 'saving the club'
- identify all the young talent, make sure their contract deals run out so you can let them go for free
- turn down all offers for players, regardless of offer price and ensure they also leave for free
- pull in extra revenue to the club by making up fake businesses
- acknowledge your customers and make it clear their money pays for nothing
- immediately reinstate Gary Monk as Manger with Xisco Munoz as lead tactical analyst and Tony Pulis as fitness coach.
- never miss an opportunity to embarrass yourself and everyone involved with the club at every opportunity