Maidstone Owl

Spot on. We have a squad that would struggle to compete with most League One and probably the top 6-7 League Two sides. What do people expect? Seriously?

FFS, bore off. Perhaps he should have abandoned ship like a few of the other "senior pros"?! Kept you happy?

Get a grip.

Honestly couldn't care less! We're looking at the 2026-2027 (and 27/28) seasons now. This season is written off. Please stop berating/picking out individual players. Get a grip FFS! This is all the result of ten years of THAI RUIN. Write to him, vent your anger at him! Here is something to put on your dart board, if you have to do so. Go throw!

Stop it please fellas. Please be kind. That's my mum.

Gorillas in the Mist

Bob Vylan, maybe!

If you drop the "Barry" from line two, then close up the space between 'and' (and) 'never' in the final line of the chorus (which caused me to pause) - then sing this out loud to the tune of John Winston Ono Lennon's "Imagine", you might be onto something here? For you young 'ns... just in case GCSE history is now focussed on the rhythmic origins of ancient Tibetan religious chanting - and less focussed on popular UK music culture/history?

The poor Piglet needs a new mattress, those springs have long gone!

Is everybody excited?! Personally I haven't looked forward to a derby day such as today for years now. Sod the result, let's just have an enjoyable day!!

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Let's just stay where we are, keep everything crossed and hope for the best. Everything is just fine, everything has been fine for a quarter of century. Your expectations are just set too high. Sp✓nk away another £150-£200million. Awake from the nightmare in 2035 (at the end of the "ten year plan") at a repainted Hillsborough with a few new hotdog stands, hot water in the North and a new P.A. system, playing in the Championship. Wilder is back at the Stain for the fifth time. The buses are still bad. The trams are cancelled. Everyone is happy! A sign of madness is to just to keep doing the same things that have resulted in failure - time and time and time again - and hope for a different outcome. Be brave, be bold little Owls! Change isn't the big scary monster you've been warned it is! Ask the majority of the Everton/ City/ Spurs/ Arsenal fans.

We can move to a new stadium or stay at the existing stadium. However, the flood risk won't go away and the watersports action will also be there?

There won't be a "poker plonker" who asks Chat GPT to find signings from the Bulgarian 3rd Division, and to then sack a manager, appoint another manager, only to (re)sign the original manager after just 9 weeks. Remember kids, don't gamble and don't do glue. And don't trust Chat GPT if you want to win the Champions League with South Liverpool on FM26.#PokerPlonker

It looks like the Basterd child of Battersea Power Station and Fred Dibnah (MBE)... Quite like it, it has an air of 'permanence'/industrial heritage.

Wouldn't "New Kids on the Block" be more appropriate for this season?

That's simply not acceptable.

Banoon got a 1yr deal so he for one, is out of contract. It's going to be an interesting Summer.

Chill folks! The world isn't flat, regardless of what one of the 17 Simons Says. However, cloud seeding is a real thing, and works quite well apparently. Anyway, this "UV marker spray" has been used for years. If you are being punched and kicked at Hillsborough corner by 3-4 Blunts, and have your nose broken or your eye socket fractured, you want to see them all in court and punished with a custodial sentence, don't you? And to lose their jobs and for their lives to be f'd up indefinitely?! Call me old fashioned, but I would! It would give me great pleasure knowing they were right royally screwed. The coppers that have the spray cans will be in the Upper West, get it?! Amongst the farm animals. That's about as "Orwellian" as it gets. It's nowhere near Despot's "facial recognition cameras". The days of a copper top swinging his truncheon around are long gone, there are women coppers as well now tha nuz?! I guess even some of those have "truncheons" to swing around at will in this day and age? Got to move with the times/trends?! So just relax and enjoy the game Winston, the Ministry of Sport (and thought) is all Wednesday!

Great post.

Whatever next, "law enforcement"?!

Brilliant timing and very appropriate that the S2 scruffs should be the lab-rats/test guinea pigs. Spray away, SYP! Just make sure you bring enough spray to last a good 4-5hrs/ 200-300 Utd. 'fans'.

Confident. This is one of the weakest Blunt sides to visit for many years. There is a split in their dressing room and many of their loan signings are disliked by the Wilderbeast. They rarely score, we rarely score. 0-0 and a very angry twisted Owd Ham Face moaning about officials, Selles and how we once paid a player 40 grand a week.

HMRC are odd. You can't call them and speak to anyone there. It's like nobody works there. Is it all A.I. now?

You can sit on your TV and watch it.