Brother coming up from kent about 9.am,taxi to meet son and his mate then straight through to west street,several ciders then taxi down hillsbro corner,wee wee mi sen on way,several more ciders walk to ground,fish and curry sauce from chinky top drawer,into north quick pint,take up seat 5 mins before kick off,sing i ho sheffield wednesday full volume blow a gasket while doing so,settle down take in improvements,looking forward to seeing new players,3-0 half time,nip to bug fo quick shuffle,pint watch second 5-0 full time,threaten missus with best sex ever when i get home,down hillsbro corner more cider taxi home,pass out in garden,jobs a gud en.