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Now we know who inherited Milan's underwater phone

Problem is if we sent him out on loan he'd start scoring again. He's done it all his career. It's when he's signed that the problems begin ....

To be fair they are pretty bereft of Wilder cloggers this season.

Agree on both counts. Just one listen to Brainstorm tells you all you need to know about Helders' prowess on the drums.

I don't suppose he's got an identical twin who has never had dreadlocks and couldn't play football to save his life?

Problem is we would still be picking up the bill for a huge wedge of his reported £20k/wk because NO CLUB are going to be paying him that amount per week. Put him on the beer stall....

But that's just rewarding him basically. And it could amount to getting on for £3 million!! Keep him and put him on the beer stall until Summer '28.

He's under contract (at £20k/wk reportedly) until Summer '28. Unfortunately we are stuck with him for another 31 months.

49 career goals whilst playing on loan. 5 career goals whilst signed. I wonder what conclusion ppl can arrive at from these stats.....

This. 100%

Lowe is basically Ugbo but with commitment/effort. Both very poor footballers sadly.

TBF he isn't by any means the only one who should get moved on if we get owners with deep (or deep-ish) pockets. I think in that starting 11 today only 3-4 should remain if we are going to try and get out of L1 at the first attempt. Only problem being one of ones we need to get rid of is on £20k/wk and has a contract until Summer '28.

I know we've signed some stinkers in the past but he surely is in the top 10 wouldn't you say? He offers literally nothing. I could half support him if he tried to make up for his unbelievable lack of goals with huge work rate but he just strolls around as if he's prime Harry Kane.

If you think he's slippery you should meet his cussons!

DEFUND THE BBC

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I would be amazed if we get to 10 points but not having a go as we all know why we are so bad.

I probably worded it incorrectly as I wasnt suggesting he'd pick one bidder who'd been outbid but he will contact all outbid bidders. And if one of them is the one we would want all the better for that.

Agreed, although Kris has made it clear that he would have no qualms about returning to an outbid party to tell them they have been outbid

And maybe they have made it clear they want NO PUBLICITY or the bidding is off!

In reflection, would there be problems with licencing?

Are the beer tokens available in the shop during the week? If not, may be something to look at for extra sales?

This 100% Ps a fiver for a pint of Guinness in a sporting venue is a great deal.

Kroenke's missus Anne Walton is not a member of the Walton Penner group that bought Denver Broncos. It is irrelevant. And how much do you think Arsenal are worth now? Several billions. Where's the value there? As things stand we will probably command a price of £40 million and require a few hundred million to get us where we belong. It's a daft comparison.

We've already established Stan Kroenke's ownership of Arsenal is completely irrelevant here. He isn't part of the Walton Penner group, he's just married to Anne Walton.