The Dukeries Owl

Yeah, it's Frank Lampards' Coventry against that Bald Blokes' Sheffield Wednesday with that idiot chairman fella.

You mean like the sort of team we usually lose to? A couple of pieces of sloppy defending (Says he just as Iorfa scores )

He'll be picking from last years squad till October

He has done a Maggie Thatcher, selling off every public asset for next to nothing to pay for tax cuts, but now the assets are all sold but we still have to pay for all the giveaways. Sound familiar?

Hi Neil, does this now qualify this as the shortest transfer thread in the history of Owlstalk?

They should refuse to play, but at the kick off as the referee blows his whistle, they should to a man just casually walk off back into the changing room. That wouldn't give SKY time to switch to another game. Go out in style.

Well, I never knew he played darts left handed.

That's a great idea, I hope it catches on!

I can't believe this thread, I wouldn't care if they turned out in white t-shirts from a supermarket, till all the other problems get sorted out. some people need to get their priorities in order!

He might be back but his squad will be decimated thanks to DC's fire sale and we can't buy buy anyone, even if we had any money. Starting the season will be like the night before the start of the battle of the Alamo, where 188 defenders dug in against an army of 10,000 well disciplined and trained troops. At least they lasted 14 days.

Nobody else wants him as their manager, the man is under contract and he has bills to pay like everyone else.

DC is like a vindictive angry Benny Hill One of my friend's daughters went to Hillsborough about the job of head of HR. She was interviewed by Chansiri and decided straight away that there was no way she could consider working for him.

They are being "Mauled by the EFL"

Well, you will often see dogs chewing away at stones for this very reason. It contains minerals that are good for our canine friends so this may have some basis in fact.

Except if I heard that grass was green and the sky is blue regarding Sheffield Wednesday, I wouldn't believe a word of it. I'm just going to sit back with my arms folded and see what actually happens.

To which most of them replied "No poo Sherlock"

It wont be long before we can use a picture of the North Stand emblazoned with the words Chansiri and a condemned sign swinging from it. What a badge that would make!

There'll be no appeal allowed against any decision made by this committee

If the EFL were thinking of throwing the book at us before, I'm guessing he'll ignore the deadline and they'll come at us with everything they've got. Armageddon is approaching boys.

The United owners might have their eyes on an up and coming progressive German manager who isn't happy at his current club. that would be a kick in the guts.

He wants his lumps feeling if he stays here rather than getting a decent, reliable wage packet at Millionaire FC.

The exact opposite of Ryan Giggs who always had a "niggle" that ruled him out of all Wales matches only to climb off his sick bed, Lazarus like to play for Sir Alex the following week.

Gabby Agbonlahor has his say!

And loves golf that much that he couldn't be bothered about playing for Real Madrid, even though he was under contract to them and paid very well for doing so. (But didn't)

Now it's usually on the only channel you don't subscribe to.