BIGRUSS

I was sat on the kop a couple of years ago and noticed a wad of jizz had landed on my coat sleeve at some point during the game. I spun around fuming and a woman offered me a wet wipe and to her credit apologised profusely, but annoying doesn’t really begin to describe it!

It must be something he’s pashunate about.

I bet there were plenty of phantom trumpeters!

Maybe it’s the golden elephants working their magic at last?

I’m worried that Sunderland might sign free agent Paul Canoville before the game on Saturday. If you know, you know!

Praying that Coventry lose their game in hand

It's a good point. Now that Stockport and Mansfield have secured promotion and hopefully Barrow join them after the play offs, League One isn't such a bad place to be is it?

Splitting hairs aren’t we?

I guess our money pays for even less now!

I’m a locksmith and used to regularly get called out to Reda Johnson’s house. Always paid cash too, top bloke.

Is it worth phoning him?

I’m sure TUF believes the buffoon would do this!