The flying pig

Having worked in Australia in the Aviation industry for many years now. Providing commercial and private jets I have it on good authority that a Championship club and a well known rock band have been developing a new Aircraft. AC/DC “Breamliner” will be released in 2026. Prices will start really low and then rise quite quickly.

Shop keeping? He’d keep dropping the money

Barnsley Chronicle were advertising get one free get t’other one for 10bob in the 80’s. I rang my uncle today in Silkstone to tell him make trading standards aware online. Some bugger has only nicked his weshing line.

SWFC have the best team at Hillsborough I can vouch for that. Having lost my brother last month I approached Wednesday with regards to his wake. I dealt with Paige at Hillsborough amongst other colleagues. They were absolutely brilliant. Our funeral procession began at Penistone road,we went under the South stand,Wednesday staff came out to pay their respects. After the service at Grenoside we returned to Hillsborough,the wake was held in the 1867 lounge. Again the staff were amazing. My Dad of nearly 80 years,who had lost his son,my brother was a season ticket holder for 40 years until his health prevented him attending games for the last 25 years. Wednesday staff allowed us to enter the South,by the directors box to view the stadium. To see my Dads face as he looked around the stadium really was something. We will never get Craig back,but to be able to celebrate his life at Hillsborough with the amazing staff was the perfect send off. Proper club x

If they manage to come up I’ll give them a high 6 next season at S6. Ill never forget the M1 closed for hours at Dodsworth a few years back for a suspicious package. The suspicious package turned out to be a F in hoover! Absolute Gold that .

Donations to Mind charity is their request

That’s very kind of you. I will ask my niece and nephew today. I believe they are deliberating over a couple of charities. I’ll update later today

My brother Craig passed away last week. Massive Wednesdayite,season ticket and share holder through the 80’s and early 90’s. We are holding his wake at the 1867 lounge early next month after the service at Grenoside Crematorium. Id like to say the staff I’ve being dealing with at SWFC have been amazing.

I sold my house firstly and lived in toilets under kop. When hot water was turned off I sold my 2 kidneys. I felt cold but dint need a pee. I can’t afford that toilet anymore,since he took my heart and soul. F off Chanceri

There he is,Mr Tom,give him his shirt back on your way to L**ds.

I take my snap in a washed out Aldi brand can of baked beans,cheaper than their carrier bags. I only eat beans,grow my own beans,wash em boil em add a bit of Tommy sauce,pop em in me Aldi washed out bean can- snap sorted. Don’t need carrier bags me.

Hans Klumpen is Golden

I’m sure Danny and team will be trying to sauce better in the summer. There’s a young guy at Dortmund,a real nugget,rated as mustard. He played recently for Germanys U18’s. They have a reviewer on YouTube very good,Kind of reminds me of Simon Mayo. Compilation is under Sweet Chilli saves on YT.

If Dawson wa in net,that goes in.

I had a position offered earlier this season at Wednesday. Having replied to the offer i met all the requirements as a sweeper,5’8 strong and good movement,dare I say a decent touch. Up until recent events it was a decent job,but if I have to pick up anymore Pool balls,Tennis balls etc I want to be paid at least minimum bloody wage. They didn’t even offer any training,they said you will pick it up as you go.