cockneyvillageowl

come to think of it, whilst you’re up love would you mind doing us a pack up and stacking those 8 cans of beer nice and neatly around the butty. Easy on the salad, it’s a chicken farm I’m visiting today not a health farm.

Nothing says happy birthday more than you serving her cornflakes at 6.00 on Sunday morning before walking out with your head held high. Make sure you put your alarm on nice and loud though, you wouldn’t want her sleeping in and those cereals going to waste.

It’s likely both elements come into it. First and foremost the delivery has to change though. As great a player as a Bannan is, the floaty crosses are so much harder to put away. He needs to change the approach or Moore must have someone else on set piece duty. Attacking the ball in the box to throw your momentum at it is the other piece to work on more in training.

In need of 2 tickets please, would be really grateful to anyone who can no longer make it.

There’s a large crowd and a big atmosphere. The two can be separate entities… let’s join the dots

Bring your voices today. Even if you’re normally a negative bugger that waits to be entertained, show your passionate side and shout your rocks off for the boys. The 12th man phrase is a thing. Let’s turn the library into a bloody cauldron that stirs our players and worries the opposition about the positive effect it’s having. Can’t wait to hear the atmosphere. UTO

“I’m not being funny but”… always followed by someone being funny. ”For a laugh”… always followed by an absolute lead balloon.

There was a train strike on, which was a big factor for us southern fairies. The last train for a fellow owl mate down here departs at 8.00pm to make a connection and get home that night, so he was screwed even without the strike. The KO time is a factor.

Hit the 3rd page and no-one has replied with ‘in October’. I’m ashamed of you all.

Until he’s seen in a KFC near Hillsborough, my tent will remain at half mast.

Try having a dodgy prostate.. my stream has more stops and starts than a paragraph of morse code

just looked on Wikipedia for this deja fella and there’s sweet fa about him.

it’s going in my diary for 5pm tomorrow. Wait, is that 5pm our time or yours?

Thought this was gonna be an advert for viagra. Which begs the question why am I here? I’ll get me coat.

Was thinking the same.. slow news day!

£1,872,000 in 2 years... I’d cope living there for that.

Wonder how FFP is going to work next season. EFL clubs rely massively on gate receipts in many instances, SWFC hugely so. If COVID stops fans going, how can the loss rules remain the same without that revenue stream? We need to spend heavily to get players to consider us given the -12 pts start, but will it mean another massive breach and further punishment down the line? The rule makers need to think this through and be clear to all clubs... doubt we’ll get that kind of foresight from them mind.

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Our defensive unit have been the masters of social distancing since Christmas. None of them have got within 2 metres of an attacker, let alone for 15 mins!

So based on the above, it’s a no, sorry Neil!

If Brentford did a good job on him, fair play to them. Was at the game last week and Bannan wasn’t our best player. We’re talking extremes at both ends of the scale.

Strange performance at Charlton, he didn’t get into the game at all for 70 mins, then came into his element for the last 20. Brentford a better quality opposition today mind.

Nice one, pleased we’ll have a good atmosphere, thanks for that.

Where did you get that info from bud?

Shouldn’t we all?!