jp1981

I suppose we've got to be good at something .

I think the next stage is get the United game called off. Everyone on the pitch live on ITV and get the match abandoned.

Wait until we are 3 down.

We will be on minus if DC doesn't leave and we get hit with a points deduction.

I'd scrap the playoffs altogether. Top 3 go up.

Thanks. Can we stop panicking now?

David Burrows?

I'm blame t'youths. Always wanting to change things.

Still can't get over DC costing us the chance to be owned by the Walton's. He's done a lot of unforgivable things but this is up there for me. I don't know who the possible new owners are that Simon mentioned are, but if it does fall through and the regulator has to get involved, I hope the Walton's will come back.

I think I'd rather have Dr Evil from Austin Powers as our owner.

Pedersen has locked the agents away in a room where there is no phone signal or roaming! He's also hidden the mobile phones of the players he want's to keep!

Add £100 million and then we can talk.

Maybe, but it would be their choice. Instead of some idiot owner trying to force them out.

All he had to do was stay put if that was the case. I imagine his agent may have persuaded e to move.

Because they want to stay here