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We were trying to work out who it was - from the accent (definitely a Dubliner) and the general list of Sky co-commentators, possibly Kenny Cunningham...

Yep - in particular, there needs to be a big comms drive on not renewing STs. Apart from the obvious cash impact, there's a (tiny) chance that it might make the penny drop in DC's single neuron...

We handle them by lubing ourselves up in advance... (not a pound for KY in the ground, mind)

Stay away from those kids, Jimmy...

I'd rather jack / Than Chancer's cack

Phil King played No 3 in 1993-94, I think. In terms of parameters, are we going all the way back to the days of Andrew Wilson and Ernie (Blenkinsop, not Weaver), or just since players started having the same number all season plus their name on their backs?

If he has a Wednesday career to match E. Blenkinsop's, he'll do alright...

Some sort of private football academy run by Isiah Rankin, apparently...

"There is a lad in Hillsborough / They call the Georgie Brown"

Henrik's Hatchlings? Pedersen's Paed... let's go with the first one.

Keeping this on topic, my eight-year-old managed to shoulder-charge both my plums yesterday. I still looked (and felt) tearful and slightly nauseous hours later...

'Owls In Flight' 'I Can't Go Back to Siqueira Again' (in an earlier guise) 'Dejphon Is A Moron'

What happens in the Sausage Cottage stays in the Sausage Cottage...

Oof, those 90 curtains are struggling these days.

Is going from a 5-6 to a 0-1 more realistic?

Urgh - let's hope it's not another Phil Scott / Mark McKeever scenario where a youngster looks promising and are never seen again...

I was born and raised in Dublin but my family's all from Yorkshire (Huddersfield on my mum's side, north Sheffield on my dad's side) - my dad grew up in Firth Park and he got the Wednesday bug from my great-grandad... ...lucky escape, though - my grandad was a Blade just to be contrary, despite being from Fir Vale...

Ha - that's me in reverse, and how I ended up becoming a Steelers fan...

Not the current incumbent, though. My ITK mate (his niece's neighbour works at the Hillsborough recycling plant and sees some top-secret but imperfectly shredded docs) says that it's going to be a posthumous papal investment, as getting Wednesday out of this shitstorm is going be one of his canonisation miracles...

Right, finally signed up for the Trust properly. Better they get that tenner than Chancer...

Nigel Worthington was a weak link in our 1990-93 teams, and wasn't much cop as a wide midfielder/winger.

The Dejphon Chansiri Weir, complete with golden elephants.

Clearly that neighbour's a tool but Sally's bang on the money on the other thread: when Wednesday fans turn on each other, Chancer wins. We need to persuade the attenders, not to guilt-trip: my hunch is that the latter is just going to strengthen the "NoBoDy TeLlS mE wHaT tO dO" approach...

Do we want Chancer to agree to these terms or to decline them? If the latter, great but if the former, I'm not sure item 1 is the best way to get him to the table (and the independent chair item would largely mitigate the risk of DC ranting about irrelevant nonsense for hours). I do like the general principle and most of the items, though...

Get well soon, Andy... but more importantly, wasn't it page 302 on Ceefax?