the monk

Save your breath mate Some folk simply can't read between the lines Tha can take an horse to water but tha can't mek it drink Non so thirsty as those that refuse to drink ......Oscar Wilde

"Would you say I had a plethora " "Oh ci amigo you have a plethora "

Thought that was the Play centre ...or is that located further south ?!

Thought that was a Firkin ?

So what's a plethora ?

Very good! Many a true word ...

All this reminds me of Fawlty towers The one where he shifted diners out of there seats whilst eating to accommodate a posh bloke . All to make an impression

Sorry sir , we are moving you from your seat you chose with a good view to one at pitch level so as to please those who arnt coming ! Why not volunteer your seat as a swap ?

I've got a feeling folk are clinging to this excuse for us not having the demand To be filed with - Cost of living crisis Bonfire night School in the morning Expensive time of year Petrol ,tickets ,programme, 3 course meal , club shop ,drinks ,all in all will cost me £600 We are bottom of the league, sadly and slightly embarrasingly the demand isnt there

You put it back as it was when the disaster happened? Should go down well !

5000 would fill the whole grandstand ! Where are they entering? Where are they exciting?

Im more inclined to look at Sheffields scrap metal recycling fraternity Don't suppose we will ever know

How many said that and how do you know they wernt there?

We are having to scrounge money to stop the ground closing down We have been late paying staff for months We are desperate for cash to keep the ship afloat until a buyer is found And we want to blow x£s on a flag ! Cheaper than buying plots of land for a new stadium i suppose !!

Because you can't find your password! And no we won't be opening the Lepp lower before you ask