To Zambezi by the Piranhas:
Well if a bill comes in,
just throw it in the bin
because I'm sure to get
some more another day.
If HMRC phone
Tell them to sell their home,
Because I packed
my elephants and went away;
Chansiri, Chansiri, Chansiri, Chan, I’m on my way
Chansiri, Chansiri, Chansiri, Chan
I ought to face life's complications,
but I haven't got the inclination
and I never learned the hang of facing
my responsibilities.
As for the Hillsborough rent,
I spent it on a tent,
and so if Hull want paying,
you know what to say:
Just tell them that I am
Successful businessman
And if they show respect
I’ll pay another day
Chansiri, Chansiri, Chansiri, Chan, I’m on my way
Chansiri, Chansiri, Chansiri, Chan