Imre Varadi's Conker

I'll go from zero to no chance, somewhere in between those.

Absolutely dire. I don't think we're going to win this cup..

Maybe all buy a goat and wear it as a hat to get inside the ground without detection. Then once inside we tie all the goats together with stringy cheese and send them onto the pitch in a massive snake, Nokia style?

Oh dear, missed it and I put a thread up a few weeks ago on General Chat asking if there was a league this year! The cruelness of life!! A week behind everyone now but I will venture not to stay bottom!!

Great gesture Paulp. It's dire straights here, I've not been to the club I've been a regular at since 1984 for two years because of the man child at the helm. We appreciate the support.

A thing of beauty.

Things are gonna get worse nurse....

That's a shame.

Basketball is ok isn't it in the championship?

Why does this commentator sound like she's speaking in morse code?

Not sure about that, I'm being totally biased obviously...

McNeil is furious there.

Here we go again. Plenty of time left for more goals.

That was a great effort.

I hear he's got mental ankles.