Joe M

My dad's bailed to see a band on the Saturday night. If anyone can make use of them give us a shout. 0530 Sheffield - Southampton 1830 Southampton - Sheffield Change in London both directions. Cost £46. I'll take £25 for beer money.

Must be really skint if he can't afford urinal cakes. Gonna stink next week

When did Lahey become Japanese?

There are no trains from Piccadilly that are running and has tickets for sale that'll see kick off. The 1st train back to Piccadilly that isn't cancelled/ sold out is 1748. It's going to be a great day

No, I returned my Plymouth ticket. What's your point?

Are you suggesting I stop going to games because my son's not got enough points? He doesn't like golf, shall I stop playing that aswell?

Was that a sell out?

I've offered to send you photos, there's empty seats and gaps in the terrace. I'll just presume you're sat on the settee with a 1000 points

Is this supposed to prove something?

Lucky if I see kick off. Want some sort of code for the 2nd half?

I was gonna blame it on masturbators, but feel free to blame it on who or what you want. Either way the systems flawed.

I know it's "your" by the way, before I get MS paint raped.

My lads sat on the settee guttered.

I didn't see any objects. They obviously weren't big enough.

Never knew they were on sale, if you've any spare can you get in touch. Cheers.