Tarquin

Half of them have "Dystemper "anyway

Is that red and white ex sea mine a piggys money box .

He had no Idea just how bad a customer we could be. Have that you tos*er

Well don`t tell me the Goodwin Fountain has shook a seven, !!! You`ll be telling me next that Davy`s Restaurant has gone as well.

Can remember these days as if they were yesterday, Taylor was fixated on the north stand being built for the 66 world cup. My dad was incandescent when he sold Quixall to Manure, then losing Catterick was his last straw. He was totally anti Taylor till he couldn't go due to ill health. Even in the early 70s when he was in the last months with Parkinsons he would get very agitated if he thought the club were putting the ground in front of the team. Now we have the man baby heavens only knows what dad would have thought about the state we are in now.

Reckon we should make him a framed collage of all the ash from the burnt prayer papers he sets fire to whilst sat on the front row of the South stand trying to invoke the good luck gods . Please don`t try this at home kids , let it be a lesson in not gambling .

Hang about ! The day that the Deputy PM resigns , along with a large reshuffle of the Cabinet . You say the first thing discussed across the cabinet table is the "plight of SWFC" ????? WOW!!!

Can we christen this shirt Long John Silver? per your parrot on the shoulder reference

Who said owt abaht eatin it

Ah I remember it well ---- car keys in the fruit bowl ---- Cheese fondue and cream crackers --- jumpers for goal posts

Fixed it for you

Dad Dad if we get taken over by the Yanks, shall we go over to a America to win there mascot races?

"Hubble Bubble Toil and Trouble"

PS --- (sorry forgot to mention) Must have thick skin to stomach dealing with present owner.

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